Create hilarious, one-of-a-kind PET caricatures in just minutes a day that Highlights Your Pet's quirky personality!
Even if you have little to no drawing experience...
Take a family Pet photo like this...
And learn to draw it like this...
Imagine if you could...
- Learn to draw hilarious & exaggerated drawings of your favorite Pets by following a step-by-step process that has been taught to hundreds of students already.
- Expand your artistic skillset into something unique that very few others are able to do.
- Capture the quirkiness and personality of your family and friend's Pet in a fun and entertaining way.
- Feel the joy & Satisfaction from family and friends when you hand them a one-of-a-kind drawing of their beloved family Pet.
After teaching hundreds of people from all over the world how to draw caricatures, here’s what I know…
People LOVE drawing caricatures…
They are a fun and hilarious way to capture a person’s personality.
But when they try to translate that to drawing their family PET…
They get stuck.
Because the face shapes are different.
And a pet’s body plays a more important role in defining their personality.
And when they get stuck, they get frustrated...
I’ve seen it 100 times over the years...
They end up trying to make Pet caricatures too realistic.
And they lose sight of what is most important when it comes to a great caricature.
Exaggerations and imperfections!
Being perfect isn’t the goal.
Pets are funny and quirky...
Being able to capture the personalities of your favorite pet in an exaggerated way is the goal!
And when you know how to do this…
You can do it over and over again, even if your time is limited.
Because you can do it in just a few minutes a day.
And I am here to show you how!
Hi there...
My name is Steve Rampton from sunny California!
12 years ago I started my caricature career drawing pets for family and friends.
They loved them!
And it quickly turned into more and more people asking me to draw their quirky dog or sassy cat.
Soon after, I turned this hobby into a career and have been a professional caricature artist for more than 10 years.
I received my fine arts degree from Rutgers University and have specialized training from the head artist at Mad Magazine.
I’ve worked with celebs like Joe Rogan, Jeff Ross and Brett Kreischer.
As well as companies like Google and Panasonic and I've been hired to draw at live events for years.
I’ve taught students all over the world how to create fun and personalized caricatures that people love!
And now I want to share the passion I have for this with you…
I'm excited to announce...
for the first time ever:
The Pet Caricature Academy!
Here's Is Everything You Will Get:
Module 1:
Unleash the Magic Before the Pencil Hits the Page
How to Set Yourself Up for Pet Caricature Greatness (Even If You Haven’t Drawn Since 3rd Grade).
- Portraits, Caricatures, or Cartoons? Discover which style fits your personality best - and why it’s the secret sauce to nailing your pet’s quirks.
- Breed-Specific Exaggeration Hacks: How to capture their personality with exaggeration… and how to instantly spot your pet’s most “stretchable” features.
- The No-Fuss Artist’s Toolkit: What you actually need to start (skip the art store overwhelm).
- Warmups That Unlock the Funny: Simple exercises that loosen your wrist, fire up your imagination, and make drawing feel like play again.
Module 2:
Blow It Up, Stretch It Out, Shrink It Down
Master the Art of Exaggeration - So Your Drawings Look Like Your Pet (But Funnier)!
- The “Water Balloon” Theory of Exaggeration: Use this oddly satisfying mental model to stretch snouts, puff cheeks, and squish heads into comedy gold.
- Shape Psychology 101: Discover why triangles feel sneaky, circles feel sweet, and how to use those vibes to give your pet the right personality on paper.
- Know Your Anatomy (Even If You Slept Through Science Class): A crash course in the furry framework - so your exaggerations still make sense.
- Spot the Signature Features: Learn the subtle (and not-so-subtle) traits that make your pet instantly recognizable - and how to crank those up to 11Spot the Signature Features: Learn the subtle (and not-so-subtle) traits that make your pet instantly recognizable—and how to crank those up to 11.
Module 3:
Cats vs. Dogs—Drawing the Drama in Their Faces
The Subtle (and Not-So-Subtle) Tricks to Capturing Feline Sass and Canine Chaos With Just a Few Lines.
- Canine Character Code: Learn the unique visual language of dogs - how to draw eager eyes, wet noses, floppy ears, and dopey grins that scream “good boy!”
- The Catitude Blueprint: Discover the power of triangle ears, slanted eyes, twitchy noses, and that perfectly unimpressed mouth shape.
- Subtle Tweaks, Massive Impact: How to shift just one feature to make a dog look dopey or noble… a cat look snuggly or snarky.
- When in Doubt, Exaggerate: Why going “too far” often gets you closer to the truth - and the one rule that keeps your cats from looking like squirrels!
Module 4:
Grumps, Goofballs & Drama Queens—Draw Their Personality So It Pops
How to Capture the Soul of Your Pet (Even If They Look Like They Hate Everyone).
- The Subtle Art of Gender Vibes: How to draw a boy dog that doesn’t look like a brute - or a girl cat without making her look like she’s wearing eyeliner!
- How to See Personality Before You Draw It: The questions to ask yourself that reveal your pet’s essence (and how to sketch it in seconds).
- Grumpy? Shy? Anxious Wreck? Why sad-faced pets are gold for exaggeration—and the trick to making them endearing instead of pitiful.
- Goofy Is a Goldmine: Learn how to dial up the derp and channel your pet’s inner class clown—tongue out, eyes wide, and totally unforgettable.
- The Final Expression Formula: A fast, repeatable method for fusing mood + features into one hilarious, heart-melting look!
Module 5:
Find Your Flavor, Dodge the Flops
Craft a Style That’s All You - While Avoiding the Rookie Moves That Make Drawings Fall Flat!
- Exaggeration Without Overkill: The golden rules of stretching bodies, paws, tails, and torsos - without turning your masterpiece into a mutant.
- Blend Like a Boss: Create your own look that’s instantly recognizable.
- The Furry Trap: Most beginners get fur very wrong—here’s how to make it look natural, fun, and part of the whole personality (not a scribbly afterthought).
- Hats, Hoodies & Costumes: Why props and outfits can skyrocket personality - and how to add them without stealing the spotlight!
Module 6:
From Sketch to Showstopper
Pull It All Together and Create a Hilarious, Full-Fledged Pet Caricature That Pops Off the Page
- The Final Draw-Down: Watch as we combine every technique from the course into one adorable, exaggerated French Bulldog that’s bursting with personality!
- Shading That Wags Off the Page: Learn the fast, simple way to add depth and pop to your caricature - even if you’ve never shaded a thing in your life
- Think in 3D (Without Melting Your Brain): How to sketch your pet in three dimensions so it looks lively, dynamic, and ready to jump into your lap.
This entire course…
That teaches you everything you need to know to draw amazing Pet Caricatures.
Will be sold for $109
But that’s NOT the price you will be paying.
Here’s the situation…
A few months ago I made my first course available as a “test” to make sure people would like it.
In a short amount of time, hundreds of people from around the world have enrolled in it.
And the feedback I have received has been overwhelmingly positive.
And part of what they enjoyed was the low “test” price I offered it for.
So in an effort to keep this affordable, when everything else in the world seems to be getting more expensive...
I will continue to offer the course for less than HALF of that price.
But I can't promise how long I'll keep it at that price...
Depending on the workload and time I have to commit to this, I may raise the price, or take it down altogether.
It really should be priced it at $109.
Because there's nothing else out there like this!!!
But to keep it affordable for people, the price for now is only:
$47
This is a one-time purchase.
There are never recurring charges - EVER.
And you will have access to everything. Forever.
With 24/7, online access.
So you can go through it at your own pace, and on your own time.
Click the button below to buy it NOW.
I cannot promise I will keep it at this price for much longer.
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Try it out for the next 30 days…
And if you don’t like it, you can send us an email at support@CaricatureAcademyOnline.com.
Reach out at any time within 30 days and receive 100% of your money back within 24 hours.
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Why 30 days?
Because in just a few short months, hundreds of people from around the world have taken my courses.
And they LOVE them!!!
Because of that, I am confident you are going to love it too.
So, take your time and try it out for 30 days without worry!
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In addition to the entire course...
You also get 2 Free Bonuses When you Join Now!
Bonus #1:
Famous Furballs in the Hot Seat
Watch Over My Shoulder as I Caricature the World’s Most Iconic Pets—Step by Step, Mistakes and All.
- Lassie: The noble snout, the heroic stare, the flowing fur - watch how to capture a classic good girl with a flair for drama!
- Grumpy Cat: The internet’s sassiest feline—see how I turn her permanent scowl into a hilarious exaggeration that still feels like her.
- Discover the best coloring tools (markers or pencils) and how to use them effectively.
- Step-by-step guide to adding color without losing the exaggerated feel of your caricature.
Bonus #2:
Wings, Whiskers & Wiggly Noses—Caricaturing Beyond Cats & Dogs
How to Apply What You’ve Learned Birds, Bunnies, Mice, and Whatever Else Hops, Flaps, or Scurries Through Your Imagination
- Universal Animal Process: A simple step-by-step method to caricature any species - from parrots to pocket pets—using what you’ve already learned
- Shape Theory Reloaded: Learn how to spot and apply the perfect exaggeration shapes for animals with beaks, long ears, tiny paws, or big ol’ butts
- From Bird to Caricature: Watch how the techniques come together and wrap up with shading and coloring.
If you’ve read this far, and want to take advantage of this incredibly low, one-time price…
you can get all of It for just:
$47
Unleash the Magic Before the Pencil Hits the Page
How to Set Yourself Up for Pet Caricature Greatness (Even If You Haven’t Drawn Since 3rd Grade).
Blow It Up, Stretch It Out, Shrink It Down
Master the Art of Exaggeration - So Your Drawings Look Like Your Pet (But Funnier)!
Cats vs. Dogs—Drawing the Drama in Their Faces
The Subtle (and Not-So-Subtle) Tricks to Capturing Feline Sass and Canine Chaos With Just a Few Lines.
Grumps, Goofballs & Drama Queens—Draw Their Personality So It Pops
How to Capture the Soul of Your Pet (Even If They Look Like They Hate Everyone).
Find Your Flavor, Dodge the Flops
Craft a Style That’s All You - While Avoiding the Rookie Moves That Make Drawings Fall Flat!
From Sketch to Showstopper
Pull It All Together and Create a Hilarious, Full-Fledged Pet Caricature That Pops Off the Page
BONUS: Famous Furballs in the Hot Seat!
Watch Over My Shoulder as I Caricature the World’s Most Iconic Pets—Step by Step, Mistakes and All.
BONUS: Wings, Whiskers & Wiggly Noses—Caricaturing Beyond Cats & Dogs
How to Apply What You’ve Learned Birds, Bunnies, Mice, and Whatever Else Hops, Flaps, or Scurries Through Your Imagination
Materials list
Everything you need to start your caricature journey & where to get them.
MP3 Audio Files
Prefer to listen while you're out and about. I have you covered.
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Plus...
If you purchase before the timer hits ZERO...
I’ll add a LIMITED bonus I usually only offer to private 1:1 students.
But it’s only for the people who purchase before the timer hits zero.
If the time is at zero and the bonus is gone... you're too late!
Limited Bonus:
20-Day Pet Caricature Academy Challenge
Master Your Skills, One Laugh-Out-Loud Drawing at a Time (While My Private Clients Grit Their Teeth)
- Free for You, Frowned Upon by My Clients: My high-end students pay top dollar for this kind of hands-on coaching—which is exactly why this bonus is extremely limited!
- One Email Every 2 Days = Massive Progress: Each challenge builds on the last, helping you lock in the fundamentals without burnout or overwhelm
- From Cute Sketches to Total Mastery: By Day 20, you’ll complete a capstone caricature that ties everything together—and shows off your new superpower
- Not Just Practice… A Full-On Transformation: These aren’t random drills—they’re momentum-packed missions designed to turn you into a legit pet caricature artist.
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Everything You're Going To Get
Module 1:
How to Set Yourself Up for Pet Caricature Greatness (Even If You Haven’t Drawn Since 3rd Grade).
Module 2:
Master the Art of Exaggeration - So Your Drawings Look Like Your Pet (But Funnier)!
Module 3:
The Subtle (and Not-So-Subtle) Tricks to Capturing Feline Sass and Canine Chaos With Just a Few Lines.
Module 4:
How to Capture the Soul of Your Pet (Even If They Look Like They Hate Everyone).
Module 5:
Craft a Style That’s All You - While Avoiding the Rookie Moves That Make Drawings Fall Flat!
Module 6:
Pull It All Together and Create a Hilarious, Full-Fledged Pet Caricature That Pops Off the Page.
Bonus 1:
Watch Over My Shoulder as I Caricature the World’s Most Iconic Pets—Step by Step, Mistakes and All.
Bonus 2: How to Apply What You’ve Learned Birds, Bunnies, Mice, and Whatever Else Hops, Flaps, or Scurries Through Your Imagination
Limited Bonus:
20-Day Pet Caricature Academy Challenge
Materials List & Audio Files of everything
Total Value: $109
Only $47
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Commonly Asked Questions:
Do I need any prior drawing experience to take this course?
Not at all! This course is designed for beginners, so whether you’ve never drawn before or have dabbled in art, you’ll be able to follow along and see real progress.
Will my credit card be charged more than once?
No. Never. If you purchase this course you will only be charged $47 1-time and you will have LIFETIME access so you can revisit it whenever you want. There are NEVER additional charges.
Is there a guarantee?
Yes of course. I offer a 30 Day, No Questions Asked Money Back Guarantee. If you’re not happy after you’ve tried out the course for 30 days, just email us at support@CaricatureAcademyOnline.com and we’ll give you a refund, no questions asked.
What materials do I need for this course?
All you need is basic drawing supplies—pencils, paper, and an eraser. No fancy tools required! We’ll also provide a list of affordable materials if you want to upgrade your tools later on.
How long will it take to see improvement in my caricature drawing?
You’ll start seeing improvement after just a few lessons! The course is designed to help you learn step-by-step, so with each new module, your skills will build quickly.
When does the course begin?
Right away!
After your payment is processed, you will receive an email with simple step-by-step instructions on how to access your course. Start now, or start later… It’s up to you, but you will have access right away.
What if I’m not very good at drawing?
No worries!
You don’t need to be a pro at drawing faces to succeed with caricatures. We’ll break down facial features into simple shapes and show you how to exaggerate them in a fun way that’s easy to learn.
Will I learn how to draw caricatures digitally, or is this just for pencil and paper?
The course is focused on traditional drawing methods using pencil and paper, the techniques you learn can easily be applied to digital tools like Procreate or Photoshop if you prefer working digitally. If you purchased before the timer on the page runs out, the “Paper to Pixels” extra bonus does cover how to do this digitally, using free online tools.
How much time is it going to take to learn this?
Whether you have 15 minutes a day or only have free time on the weekends, you can learn how to make fun caricatures. The course is available to you 24/7 so you can learn on your own time, allowing this to fit into any hectic schedule.
What happens after I buy?
You will receive an email from me within 5 minutes.
That email will include super simple step-by-step instructions on how to access the course. From there, you’ll start with the first lesson that will explain everything.
If you've read this far, you're likely ready to jump in!
I'll see you on the inside...
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Once your cosmic creation takes flight, you shall exude the brilliance of a cosmic luminary. It may sound whimsical, but the truth echoes—there is no feeling quite like it...
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May cosmic success be your ever-present constellation,
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Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take to see results with the program?
In the cosmic dance of progress, timelines can vary greatly. While some cosmic voyagers have glimpsed cosmic sparks within days, others have traversed several cosmic cycles before witnessing the crescendo of their efforts.
Is this program suitable for beginners?
Absolutely! Our cosmic odyssey is tailored to both cosmic newcomers and seasoned cosmic explorers alike. Our cosmic guides illuminate the pathways regardless of your cosmic familiarity.
What if I encounter challenges along the way?
The cosmic journey is strewn with challenges like stardust. Fear not, for our cosmic mentors are attuned to the cosmic rhythms, ready to assist you in unraveling any cosmic conundrums that may arise.
Can I access the materials after the program ends?
Indeed, once you've embarked upon this cosmic quest, the treasures bestowed are yours to keep. The cosmic scrolls remain open for your cosmic perusal even after the final curtain call.
Are there any additional costs involved?
While the cosmic entry is gift-wrapped and complete, your cosmic expedition may encounter optional cosmic add-ons. However, the core of your cosmic journey remains unburdened by hidden cosmic costs.